FYR Presents: Mr RVC

"RVC syndrome" 

We’re all far too familiar with it. A lovely, innocent young man arrives at the RVC and finds himself in a sea of the opposite sex. Left with no better option, the attention he receives from them goes straight to his head. He becomes an egotistical twat.  

So this poses the question... Is chivalry truly dead? Are there any honourable gentlemen left at the RVC?? 

Well, wonder no more, for FYR have devised a fool-proof method for finding those few gentlemen that remain, with the most respectable among them being crowned “Mr RVC”. You’re welcome.  

We will put RVC’s finest self-proclaimed gentlemen through a series of trying challenges, weeding out those afflicted by RVC syndrome… and for your entertainment.  

So here’s what we need from you;  

• GENTLEMEN: have you got what it takes? Simply reply to this email to enter. Entry is open to all years, though older years will be given priority.  

• LADIES: come watch the spectacle live and discover which fine gentlemen will treat you right on those late night piano works trips.  

DATE: 17th Feb 

TIME: 7pm-10pm - with a 20 minute buttery interval and buttery party afterwards 

PLACE: ALT  

Prize: A big shiny trophy (not joking)